AAMIR KHAN MOVIES

Aamir Khan Movies

3 Idiots : Let your child become what HE or SHE wants to become

Dangal : Make your child what YOU want him or her to become

Taare Zameen Par : It's OK if your child does not want to become anything. Just don't interfere

Ye kya hai bhai ....Aamir ne confuse kar ke rakh diya sab ko....

IT HURTS

A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." 

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.
If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know whats wrong with you - you have broken your finger."

WHAT DOES A CELL MEAN?

Biology teacher: cell means the building block of an organism.

Physics teacher: cell means a device which converts chemical energy into electric energy.

History teacher: cell means a jail.

English teacher: cell means mobile phone.

Lots of confusion🤔🤔🤔🤔

HOW OLD IS YOUR DAD

Teacher: How old is your dad? 

student : As old as i am. 

Teacher: How is it possible ? 

Student: He became father only after i was born.

BIKE & LEGS

Boy asked his dad for a bike. 

Dad : why did god give you two legs ? 

Boy : one to change gear & other to apply brakes. 

Youngster rock. 
Parents shock...!!

YOU ARE NEXT

YOU ARE NEXT

When I was young, I didn't like going to weddings. 

My grandmother would tell me, You are next.

However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

BUSINESSMAN

BUSINESSMAN

A businessman calls Newspaper to print death of his Grandpa.

Clerk-Rs.50/- word.

Businessman- Dada Dead

Clerk- Sorry, Minimum 5 words.

Businessman- Grandpa Dead,Wheelchair for sale!

WHAT'S YOUR HOBBY

WHAT'S YOUR HOBBY

New teacher joined the school.

Teacher- boys tell your names and hobbies.

1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon.

2nd boy- My name is Ranjeet. And my hobby is watching Moon.

3rd boy- My name is Ravi & hobby is watching Moon.

Teacher- Wow nice nice,
Everyone's hobbies are same!! Ok
Now girls turn...

1st girl- Hello ma'am my name is moon.

Teacher shocked....

Boys rocked....

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women.
What do we learn from this?

Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman...

RELATION TO MERCEDES BENZ

RELATION TO MERCEDES BENZ

Man to very beautiful Air Hostess:- "What's your name?"

Air Hostess: "Eva Benz.."

Man           : "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"

Air Hostess: (smiling) "Maintenance cost is same"

THE MEDICAL TESTS

THE MEDICAL TESTS

Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctors Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying.

Little Boy Asked Her: Why Are You Crying?

The Girl Said: Iam Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger.

The Little Boy Too Started Crying.

Girl: Now Why Are You Crying?

Boy: Iam Here For The Urine Test

THE SPEED LIMIT

THE SPEED LIMIT

One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer.

Officer: What is Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?

Man In Hurry: Iam Sorry Officer, But It's A Matter Of Life And Death.

Officer: What Do You Mean.

Man: You See Officer, There is A Woman Waiting For Me At My House And I Have To Go To Her.


Officer: That's Not A Death Matter.

Man: It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First

THE BIGGEST LIE

THE BIGGEST LIE 

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, Why are you arguing?

One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

You should be ashamed of yourselves, Said the teacher,
When I was your age I didn?t even know what a lie was.

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

MY CHINESE FRIEND

MY CHINESE FRIEND

My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day.

He just kept whispering, "yang qi guan?" over and over and then died.
I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means You Are standing on my oxygen tube

The Oldest Animal

The Oldest Animal

Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world ?

Banta: ZEBRA.

Teacher shocked: How?

Banta: Because it is still  Black and White!!!

Total Disaster

Total Disaster
Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped..

1St Freind: Oh my god!!  my girl friend and my wife are coming together.

Second Friend: Damn!!! Mine too..

HUM PAISE WAALE HAI

*HUM PAISE WAALE HAI

Boy : Wow Itna bada Ghar hai?

Girl : Haa Hum paise waale hai

Boy : Wow itni badi Car

Girl : Ha...hum paise waale hai

Boy : Oh my God...Itna Gold bhi hai aapke pass
Girl : Ha...hum paise waale hai
Boy : Ye le lo letter

Girl : What is this???
Boy : Hum Income Tax Wale hai

Girl : Fainted down...

Jokes

*THE MEDICAL TESTS
Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctors Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying....Click here to read more



*THE SPEED LIMIT
One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer....Click here to read more



*THE BIGGEST LIE 
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room....Click here to read more


*MY CHINESE FRIEND
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.....Click here to read more

*The Oldest Animal
Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world.....Click here to read more



*Total Disaster
Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped..... Click here to read more


*HUM PAISE WAALE HAI
Boy : Wow Itna bada Ghar hai?
Girl : Haa Hum paise waale hai
.....Click here to read more


*RELATION TO MERCEDES BENZ

Man to very beautiful Air Hostess:- "What's your name?"

Air Hostess: "Eva Benz..".....Click here to read more




*BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women.....Click here to read more


*WHAT'S YOUR HOBBY

New teacher joined the school.
Teacher- boys tell your names and hobbies.....
Click here to read more


*BUSINESSMAN
A businessman calls Newspaper to print death of his Grandpa....Click here to read more




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