THE SPEED LIMIT
One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer.
Officer: What is Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?
Man In Hurry: Iam Sorry Officer, But It's A Matter Of Life And Death.
Officer: What Do You Mean.
Man: You See Officer, There is A Woman Waiting For Me At My House And I Have To Go To Her.
Officer: That's Not A Death Matter.
Man: It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First
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