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Aamir Khan Movies 3 Idiots : Let your child become what HE or SHE wants to become Dangal : Make your child what YOU want him or her to ...

A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."  The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The ma...

Biology teacher: cell means the building block of an organism. Physics teacher: cell means a device which converts chemical energy i...

Teacher: How old is your dad?  student : As old as i am.  Teacher: How is it possible ?  Student: He became father only after i was b...

Boy asked his dad for a bike.  Dad : why did god give you two legs ?  Boy : one to change gear & other to apply brakes.  Youngste...

YOU ARE NEXT When I was young, I didn't like going to weddings.  My grandmother would tell me, You are next. However, she stopp...

BUSINESSMAN A businessman calls Newspaper to print death of his Grandpa. Clerk-Rs.50/- word. Businessman- Dada Dead Clerk- Sor...

WHAT'S YOUR HOBBY New teacher joined the school. Teacher- boys tell your names and hobbies. 1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby ...

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women. What do we learn from this? Student: We should...

RELATION TO MERCEDES BENZ Man to very beautiful Air Hostess:- "What's your name?" Air Hostess: "Eva Benz.." ...

THE MEDICAL TESTS Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctors Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying. Little Boy Asked Her: Why A...

THE SPEED LIMIT One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer. Officer: What is Your Excuse For Going Ove...

THE BIGGEST LIE  Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We...

MY CHINESE FRIEND My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kep...

The Oldest Animal Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world ? Banta: ZEBRA. Teacher shocked: How? Banta: Because it is sti...

Total Disaster Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped.. 1St Freind: Oh my god!!  my girl friend and my wife are coming ...

*HUM PAISE WAALE HAI Boy : Wow Itna bada Ghar hai? Girl : Haa Hum paise waale hai Boy : Wow itni badi Car Girl : Ha......

*THE MEDICAL TESTS Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctors Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying.... Click here to read more ...